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thoughtsinqueue:

masterwallabee:

Sorry for the text post but i am just shaking with rage right now. I don’t understand how people can blindly follow something as ridiculous and bigoted as Christianity, and then turn around and call Muslim refugees from war torn countries terrorists.

How someone can pride themselves on being…

If you’re lumping all of Christianity into the group of intolerant and bigoted people, you are just as bad as those you are talking about.

I don’t see where I generalized Christians, I was talking about my family. My family who believes that Muslims deserve to get beheaded because they are Muslim. 

It just seems so asinine to me to say, “I believe in a sky god who tells me to do things.” and then turn around and threaten other people because “your sky god isn’t the same as my sky god.”

did-you-kno:

In India, 18-year-old Mangli Munda married a dog to ward off an evil curse the villagers believe she carries. Note: Mangli says she’s not happy to marry a dog, and still waits for her Prince Charming. Source

At least it’s a cute dog? I’d marry all the cute dogs at once. 

did-you-kno:

In India, 18-year-old Mangli Munda married a dog to ward off an evil curse the villagers believe she carries. Note: Mangli says she’s not happy to marry a dog, and still waits for her Prince Charming. Source

At least it’s a cute dog? I’d marry all the cute dogs at once. 

Sorry for the text post but i am just shaking with rage right now. I don’t understand how people can blindly follow something as ridiculous and bigoted as Christianity, and then turn around and call Muslim refugees from war torn countries terrorists. 

How someone can pride themselves on being “holier than thou” and then call people “MudSlums” and other slurs so offensive I won’t name them here. 

These people are so, so disgusting, misinformed, and rude, that they think America is being destroyed by a politician choosing to wear a hijab when she visits with Muslim religious leaders. As if showing respect for someone else’s culture will somehow destroy their own. 

No one, NO ONE, deserves to be treated that way. 

This is why I’m disowning my family. All their kindness is a glossy facade, hiding a rotting, festering chasm of hatred and bitterness. Uneducated, dimwitted, moronic hypocrites claiming moral superiority over people who have been through Hell and back trying to keep their families safe. 

To all the Muslims out there who have been ill-treated by people like this, I extend my deepest sympathies. Maybe you, like I, can take some comfort in the fact that they will die bitter and alone, and that no reasonable god would allow them into a holy paradise. 

cracked:

Here’s hoping they keep working on it, but please, save your pre-order money.
5 B.S. Stories That Went Viral: Anti-Roofie Nail Polish

#3. That Anti-Date-Rape Nail Polish Doesn’t Exist
According to the articles on the subject, this new fashion accessory helps women prevent date rape by changing color when exposed to drugs like Rohypnol, Xanax, and GHB. As The Washington Post, CNET, USA Today, CBS, and Mashable wonder: does the nail polish help prevent the crime of rape or perpetuate the idea that the onus of prevention lay solely on the victim? Well, here’s Cracked’s take on the subject: it doesn’t matter, because the nail polish totally doesn’t work. Or exist.
According to the project’s creators (four students at North Carolina State University), the thing is actually in an “early R&D” stage, which is another way of saying that it isn’t actually a thing. And if it were? Turns out that only about 3 percent of urine samples from assault victims carry traces of the drugs it detects — or “detects,” since the technique they’re using is notorious for giving false positives. Remember those date-rape preventing coasters? Yeah, they can turn color when exposed to water.

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well then. 

cracked:

Here’s hoping they keep working on it, but please, save your pre-order money.

5 B.S. Stories That Went Viral: Anti-Roofie Nail Polish

#3. That Anti-Date-Rape Nail Polish Doesn’t Exist

According to the articles on the subject, this new fashion accessory helps women prevent date rape by changing color when exposed to drugs like Rohypnol, Xanax, and GHB. As The Washington Post, CNET, USA Today, CBS, and Mashable wonder: does the nail polish help prevent the crime of rape or perpetuate the idea that the onus of prevention lay solely on the victim? Well, here’s Cracked’s take on the subject: it doesn’t matter, because the nail polish totally doesn’t work. Or exist.

According to the project’s creators (four students at North Carolina State University), the thing is actually in an “early R&D” stage, which is another way of saying that it isn’t actually a thing. And if it were? Turns out that only about 3 percent of urine samples from assault victims carry traces of the drugs it detects — or “detects,” since the technique they’re using is notorious for giving false positives. Remember those date-rape preventing coasters? Yeah, they can turn color when exposed to water.

Read More

well then. 

Moving here.
You can’t stop me. 

Moving here.

You can’t stop me. 

(Source: spiritualtherapy)

tastefullyoffensive:

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wolfkinz:

Moving Forward - by Rhyu

wolfkinz:

Moving Forward - by Rhyu

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)

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dorkly:

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rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

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