Master of Wallabees

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jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

(Source: brideofgodzilla)

aidosaur:

left-handed: The Forge.  ballpoint pen, photoshop.
Wrist is still in rough shape so I’ve been trying to do regular non-dominant hand drawings.  Since I’m already unsteady doing this stuff, I’m trying to force myself to draw things I don’t like drawing.

aidosaur:

left-handed: The Forge.  ballpoint pen, photoshop.

Wrist is still in rough shape so I’ve been trying to do regular non-dominant hand drawings.  Since I’m already unsteady doing this stuff, I’m trying to force myself to draw things I don’t like drawing.

jackfrostciicle:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl
We’re both girls

oh my god

Let’s have this be a lesson in not judging someone’s gender or sexuality based on appearance. 

jackfrostciicle:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

oh my god

Let’s have this be a lesson in not judging someone’s gender or sexuality based on appearance. 

(Source: dahliafemme)

Please don’t call yourself a feminist if you approve of BDSM.

piefacemcgee:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

cynically-colorblind:

It’s one of the most misogynist things out there.

dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic

it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position 

it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is heterosexual

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One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

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stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

drawfee:

thewoodparable:

As a viewer of the Drawfee show and someone who enjoys their anatomy, I thought I’d try and help the guys out with their horses! I’ve drawn a scientifically accurate diagram showing just what horse legs are (clue: it’s real fucked up).

What the FUCK horses. SERIOUSLY. GOD.
Thanks for shedding some light on this most fucked of subjects thewoodparable! 

drawfee:

thewoodparable:

As a viewer of the Drawfee show and someone who enjoys their anatomy, I thought I’d try and help the guys out with their horses! I’ve drawn a scientifically accurate diagram showing just what horse legs are (clue: it’s real fucked up).

What the FUCK horses. SERIOUSLY. GOD.

Thanks for shedding some light on this most fucked of subjects thewoodparable! 

wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."

"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."

"But I miss them.”

"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”

"It’s not the same."

"I know. I’m sorry."

"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"

"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."

"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"

"Yeah, that sounds better."

"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"

"I don’t see why not."

"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”

"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."

"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."

"You got it, evolution. Anytime."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

sparklepawz:

Wizard - by Blotch

sparklepawz:

Wizard - by Blotch

flufffluffandfluffy:

and then *nuzzles into tail like a cutie*

flufffluffandfluffy:

and then *nuzzles into tail like a cutie*

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

(Source: zukozukozukozukozuko)